Teen climate change activist Greta Thunberg has dramatically changed her view about rising sea levels after the misfortune of visiting Lowestoft.
The fiery young Swede was so horrified by what she saw she now hopes sea levels continue to rise and wipe the town out.
In a keynote speech to shocked tourism and eco officials at the Suffolk seaside resort, she said: “How dare you? This is all wrong. I shouldn’t be standing here in Lowestoft.
“I should be back in school on the other side of the North Sea. Yet you all come to us for hope? How dare you.
“Lowestoft is an absolute tip. Hopefully, sea levels will rise a foot or two and wipe the place off the map.”
Eco campaigner Lorraine Fisher, 34, was shocked by Greta’s out-of-character outburst.
“She must have been terribly affected by what she saw in Lowestoft to actually want the sea to rise.”
Young Greta, 17, was visiting Lowestoft to officially open a McDonald’s restaurant in the town.
Owner Owen Davies said: “She agreed to open the restaurant before flying home.
“But we didn’t expect her to be quite so rude about Lowestoft.”
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Brilliant! But is it satire?
Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Find it extremely unikely that Greta would go anywhere to open a McDonalds restaurant… she’d go far to visit an organic vegan farm, sure but a global fast-food chain selling Climate-changing volumes of meat products & the odd piece of lettuce???
Bit early for April Fool so this must just be fake news!🤣🤣🤣
Greta Dumbrat…. Has destroyed my retirement.I no longer feel safe and secure.
Watching the evening weather forecast….is scaring the living daylights out of me.
Talk about tongue-in-cheek, those somment’ must have nearly choked the sender.
The teenager would not have been advised to visit Lowestoft, she wants a quiet life?
Lowestoft just isn’t the same since they knocked down the Suffolk Fat and Bone Factory at Campsheath. The fragrant fumes of boiled-up rotting meat that wasn’t even for sausages wafting gently from its stubby chimney really made Britain’s most easterly town the place it was. Young Greta would have sniffed at the breeze drifting in across Lake Lothing… and really would have summoned fire and brimstone to devour the place in a blaze of glory.
AH I remember the GREAT FLOOD in the late 1950’s. The waterThoy came halfway up the wall of the bar of the pub we stayed. Everyone complained to Eva about the watered down beer !
Never a truer words said