Hit 2000’s all-girl pop band, The Pussycat Dolls have reformed for a new 2023 album and tour – with none of the original members involved in the project.
Gone is super-hot ex-lead singer and prick tease, Nicole Scherzinger, and also missing are other original members, Carmit, Ashley, Kimberly, Jessica, and Melody.
With a remixed and re-vocalled version of the band’s smash hit ‘Don’t Cha’, lead singer, Camilla, Queen of the United Kingdom, and her band of companions, Jane von Westenholz, Lady Sarah Keswick, Fiona, Marchioness of Lansdowne, Lady Katherine Brooke, Sarah Troughton, and Carlyn Chisholm, are set to return to the top of the pop charts.
The new recording ‘Don’t cha wish your companions were rich like mine?’ has been produced and mixed by none other than Suffolk’s own dope, immigrant folk-pop sensation, Ed Sheeran.
Camilla Parker Dolls
The new Pussycat Dolls 2023, A steamy video clip to accompany the track will be filmed later this week on the grounds of the Royal palace, Balmoral, while slutty pop tart, Camilla’s celebrity boyfriend, King Charles III, who is traveling with the band, rehearses his own debut Christmas release, ‘The King’s Christmas Message’.
Other tracks on the new album ‘Toff Domination’, include: ‘Bad Head Girl’, ‘Posh as Shit’, ‘Frumpy Girls’, ‘Jai Ho! (Throne Was My Destiny)’, and ‘I Don’t Need a King’.
The Pussycat Dolls 2023
‘Sniff My Royal Pussycat’ Tour dates are:-
03.02.23 Annabel’s, Mayfair
04.02.23 All England Polo Club, Hassocks
05.02.23 Westiminster Abbey, Westminster
06.02.23 The Royal Horticultural Society, Chelsea
08.02.23 The All England Lawn Tennis Club, Wimbledon
09.02.23 Windsor Castle, Windsor
10.02.23 The Welsh Women’s Institute, Cardiff
11.02.23 Buckingham Palace, London