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Ipswich boss Paul Lambert introduces team-building weekly car boot sales

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Despite sitting third in the League One table, Ipswich boss Paul Lambert has expressed his desire to improve team spirit within the squad on multiple occasions.

As a consequence, the former midfielder has introduced a series of unconventional team-building exercises to the weekly schedule, including a Sunday morning car boot sale at a popular location just off the A12. 

Although the Scot’s suggestion was initially met with a fair amount of resistance, the majority of players are now beginning to embrace the chance to flog their unwanted bric-a-brac.

The Tractor Boys have also been assisted by arch-rivals Norwich, who have donated several items in recent weeks including manager Daniel Farke’s entire prog-rock record collection. The German boss, whose side are 29/10 second favourites to win the division in the Championship odds at Betfair, was more than happy to chip in, but his limited edition Emerson, Lake and Palmer 7″ vinyl currently remains unsold.

The Ipswich Town trestle table, which was decorated in club colours, has attracted plenty of interest from local bargain hunters with a number of items including Emyr Huws’ coal scuttle and Freddie Sears’ Hot Wheels collection having sparked an unexpected bidding war. 

Stephen Ward, who was signed from Stoke in mid-August, has enjoyed the most success so far. The defender has sold several high-ticket items including a brass candelabra, a VHS player and a silk cravat signed by musician Lenny Kravitz. The Irishman managed to raise just shy of £400 throughout November, with all of the proceeds being donated to ‘Cash for Asses’, a local charity which specialises in re-homing Suffolk-based donkeys.

Although some of his teammates have attributed his success at the sales to his natural Irish charm, the 35-year old is a self-confessed Bargain Hunt devotee, and freely admits that he has picked up a variety of techniques from the long-running BBC1 daytime show.

With previous team bonding exercises such as life drawing and crocheting having failed to hit the mark, Lambert will undoubtedly be pleased with the reaction to his latest suggestion.

Kane Vincent-Young, who has recently returned to training following an achilles injury has admitted that he had never previously heard of the concept, however, he’s fully embracing the chance to declutter his conservatory. The 24-year old has even suggested the idea to a handful of his former Colchester United teammates.

Following a three-match winless run, Ipswich got back to winning ways on December 5th at Home Park, Plymouth. During his post-match press conference, Lambert highlighted the increased togetherness and unity within the squad. The 51-year old told reporters that “being huddled around a wonky trestle table on a windy Sunday morning has undoubtedly helped my players to bond”, before going on to add that it has also instilled “some much-needed healthy competition” within the camp.

Ipswich aren’t the only League One side to eschew traditional training sessions in favour of more unconventional methods. Fleetwood manager Joey Barton has recently sent his players litter picking, whilst Portsmouth boss Kenny Jackett regularly asks his squad to shadow local morris dancing troupes. 

It remains to be seen whether the Suffolk club will continue this practice throughout 2021, however, on current evidence, it appears to be working. The players are clearly relishing the opportunity to have a decent clearout, and the Ipswich fans have enjoyed the chance to rifle through the unwanted belongings of their footballing heroes.

You won’t find these at a car boot

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Sudbury to be rebranded as Vegas-on-the-Stour

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Sudbury town centre in Suffolk

Ambitious plans have been announced to transform the sleepy Suffolk market town of Sudbury into a leisure and entertainment mecca to rival Las Vegas.

Often called “The Jewel of the Stour Valley”, in recent years Sudbury has started to lose some of its lustre, something the initiative backed wholeheartedly by Suffolk County Council hopes to reverse.

The plan, which is anticipated to be put into action as soon as 2029, will see large areas of the town demolished to make way for a number of super casinos and an 80,000 seater entertainment centre. The latter will be located where the Quay Theatre currently stands and will represent a considerable increase in its current 125-seat capacity.

Viva Las Sudbury!

Other features that are hoped will draw in visitors not just from East Anglia but from across the world will be half-size recreations of both the Hanging Gardens of Babylon and Pompeii before its devastation in 79AD.

Lorraine Fisher, 34, Gurney, a councillor for the Great Cornard ward, told reporters at the press launch of the proposals: “Up until now, the major draw for visitors to Sudbury has been the twice-weekly market along with the chance to see the birthplace of Thomas Gainsborough.

“While these are undoubtedly appealing to certain sectors of society, they will be knocked into a cocked hat by the attractions we have planned.”

Las Vegas
Las Vegas in Nevada (Photo: Google)

The announcement has received mixed reactions from Sudbury residents whose opinions have been canvassed. Car parking is an obvious issue with the feeling that it’s often hard enough to find a space in the town even without the additional 3 million visitors projected to arrive each year.

Standing room only

It also seems like the 237, 700, 751 bus services will be overwhelmed by the influx of visitors, with probably no seats available for anyone attempting to board in Glemsford or Long Melford.

Many local residents have expressed scepticism as to whether there really is even a need for casinos in Sudbury. One gentleman, Roger Scoffit, has written to the Suffolk Free Press. He claimed that, while land-based casinos have their place in certain locations, when people want to find casinos in Sudbury they generally turn to an article by Bonusfinder UK, where they can easily identify the online casinos offering the best bonuses and offers.

He added: “Moreover, I can play from the comfort of my Borley home without having to dress up in my Sunday best as if I was heading into the bright lights of Ipswich for the night.”

Restaurateurs are also concerned that their trade may be affected when resort hotels offering international cuisine 24 hours a day become a feature of the town. One, who asked to remain anonymous, has gone on the record as saying that this could make the last earthquake to hit the town’s restaurant scene, the opening of the McDonalds on the Chilton Industrial Estate, seem like a storm in a teacup.

So, it seems like there may be many obstacles to overcome before everyone gives the green light to the plans. But rest assured that the more forward-thinking Haverhill will be keen to seize on the opportunity if a new location is required.

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Christmas saved as Santa receives COVID vaccine

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Children across Britain can look forward to Christmas now because Santa has been vaccinated against COVID-19.

Father Christmas was secretly the first person to get his vaccine shot, ahead of the much-publicised Margaret Keenan.

But health officials kept it quiet so non-believers were not offended that he had jumped the queue.

The Suffolk Gazette can reveal Santa flew into Suffolk to receive his shot at a secret location. His doctor urged him to get the vaccine as he is now of a certain age – and slightly overweight.

Medic Dr Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It is a great relief, particularly for children everywhere, that Father Christmas will be fit and well, and undertaking his busy delivery schedule on Christmas Day.

“There were fears that he would be self-isolating in Lapland but now, thanks to Pfizer, Christmas is saved.”

An insider at the vaccination centre said Santa had been very brave.

“He rolled up his red sleeve with a ‘Ho, ho, ho’ and chatted to the team as the injection went in.

“He will now remain fit as a fiddle for Christmas.”

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Matt Hancock blames pub trade for snow

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Dog in snow

Health Secretary Matt Hancock has blamed yesterday’s snowfall on the pub and hospitality trade.

He warned of further clampdowns on pubs to make sure the snow does not spread any further.

Hancock’s spokeswoman, Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “We have all pulled together and been through so much to stop the snow.

“But still it came out of the sky yesterday. Quite clearly this is because a few people went to well-managed, safe pubs, rather than rubbing shoulders with hundreds of people all touching the products in Primark.

“We have no choice but to close pubs for the whole of winter, and probably into spring, in case it snows again.”

Pub landlord Steve Walshe responded: “This is sledging of the highest order.

“We get blamed for everything.”

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5 tools that will help run your small business more effectively

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Running a small business

As a small business owner, you wear many hats—and not just to make a fashion statement. We don’t have to tell you how much work it takes to keep your company running like a well-oiled machine. Thankfully, there are a ton of great tools you can use to make your life easier and your business stronger.

Take a look at these five useful tools that can make your small business better.

#1 Communication channels

Once upon a time, email revolutionized the workforce. Nowadays, there are simpler, more efficient, and ultimately better options available for internal communication. Consider utilizing an internal communication service like Slack to connect with your team more easily. Here’s how:

  • Direct messaging options for either one-on-one conversations or small groups
  • File sharing capabilities, from Google Drive, Dropbox, and more
  • The ability to create unlimited channels with specific purposes
  • Opportunities for morale-boosting fun; consider making a social channel for non-work-related messages or hosting a silly contest once a week

#2 Project management platforms

If you still rely on a planner and sticky notes to keep your to-do list in order, we have news for you: there are tools that make project management so much more efficient. Monday is one service among many that makes it easy to prioritize projects, delegate tasks, and guarantee that you never miss a deadline. Plus, it’s great for getting your team on the same page.

#3 Optimised payroll services

If you don’t remember much from your freshman year “Intro to Accounting” course, don’t worry. The right tools can help you keep payroll, taxes, and expenses organized and accounted for (no pun intended). If you’re still using a spreadsheet to manage invoices or track your employees’ hours, switching to a payroll service will revolutionize your workflow.

Whether payday is once a week or once a month, payroll is a never-ending task. As great as getting paid is, having to cut checks can feel like a chore. Not only will using business payroll services save you from facing scores of administrative nightmares, but it’ll also save your employees from the stress of wondering when (and sometimes if) their payment is coming.

Payroll management

#4 Strategic marketing services

Attracting customers and acquiring new clients is essential for any company. And while we all recognize bad marketing when we see it, it’s not quite as easy to generate good ideas ourselves.

There’s an undeniable art to marketing. Devising a successful marketing strategy can be difficult for people who haven’t dedicated their careers to the trade. If you don’t want to hire a professional marketing team, there are still plenty of services you can use to help increase your visibility, including:

  • Email marketing tools like Mailchimp
  • Website creation platforms with blog functionality
  • SEO monitoring services, including SerpStat

#5 Streamlined hiring platforms

You want the best employees for your team, but sometimes the right candidates are nowhere to be found. If you want to hire top talent, you’ll need to do more than post an ad in the newspaper or whatever the Internet equivalent of hanging a “Help Wanted” sign in the window is. Job boards are a great place to start, but you should also consider utilizing a hiring platform like JazzHR. Doing so will allow you to:

  • Post detailed position descriptions
  • Easily access and search through high-quality applicant pools
  • Rank and track candidates in a streamlined system
  • Create a consistent experience for all potential employees
  • Correspond with applications and set up interviews

This way, you’ll be able to focus on the candidate in front of you, not the job search logistics. Plus, first impressions are important, so using HR software will show potential hires that your company is organized from the moment they click “See More” on your job description.

Smooth sailing from here on out

Whether you decide to use one or all of the tools above, you’re going to notice your small business operating more efficiently. It might take a little time to learn how to integrate these resources into your everyday workflow but doing so will pay off when you start seeing better results with less time and effort.

Just because it’s a small business doesn’t mean you can’t achieve big things.

Internet crashes as Brits inform each other it is snowing

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bit of snow in Suffolk
White out: this Suffolk garden looks like the Arctic

The internet ground to a halt today as everybody informed everyone else that it is, indeed, snowing.

At least one millimetre of the white stuff was enough to encourage everyone to take a photograph of their garden and post in on social media.

The extraordinary revelation that is is cold and snowing – in December of all times – was missed by everybody else because they were too busy posting their own photo.

“Winter is finally here,” declared social media junkie Lorraine Fisher, 34. “Can 2020 get any worse?”

She posted a photograph of her back garden looking like it had received a light dusting of snow.

But the desperation to relay the weather has crashed the internet. Social media platforms became, er, snowed under with crap photos.

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Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia – you really couldn’t make it up

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Mr Hitler’s votes (Photo: Electoral Commission of Namibia)

As if 2022 couldn’t get any worse, Adolf Hitler has gone and won an election in Namibia.

Real-life is now getting so bizarre it is increasingly difficult and pointless for satiral publications like the Suffolk Gazette to make anything up.

This Mr Hitler claims he is not seeking world domination, he just wants to introduce some improvements to his regional council in Namibia, in south west Africa.

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?

That’s how the first Adolf started out before things got a little out of hand.

The African politician was named Adolf Hitler Uunona by his father, whom he claims would not have known the significance of the name.

Namibia is a former German colony, but since Hitler was Austrian it seems odd that this was just a random Germanic name picked out of an Alpine hat.

Mr Hitler Mk II picked up a landslide 85% of the vote for the ruling SWAPO in a regional council election in Oshana.

“Just because I have this name does not mean I want to conquer Oshana,” he said. “It doesn’t mean I’m striving for world domination.”

The next weird thing we expect before the year’s end is for Boris Johnson to return to the UK from Namibia waving a piece of paper proclaiming: “Peace for our time.”

4 things a player needs to keep in mind about online casino licenses

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As a player, evaluating the background of online casino licenses is crucial. With this evaluation process, it will be easy to determine that a gambling site is legit through its license.

Even though this process is complex as it requires a lot of research, as a player residing in Norway, it’s necessary to make use of legit gambling sites. Using online casino sites that have proper licenses allows you to avoid issues associated with fake online casino platforms. The license of any online casino indicates more than it being a legit gambling site.

Real money is related to the use of any online casino, so verifying website information is necessary. A lot of fraudsters are going around the internet with fakes websites looking for prey to take advantage of. However, by knowing everything a Norwegian player needs to keep in mind about online casino licenses, you can avoid unnecessary trouble. Here are what you need to keep in mind about casino licenses:

  1. Reputation

If there’s one thing a player needs to do, it’s investing in an honest online casino with an impeccable reputation. Online casinos with proper licenses automatically earn a reputation that allows players to utilize their service without worrying about losing money to tricky cybercriminals. As a player researching the reputation of online casinos in Norway based on the written independent reviews by bloggers and website owners, you should keep in mind that these reviews can be fabricated. However, an online casino with accurate licenses gives their players all they need to gamble safely.

  1. Ability to protect players

To play online casinos real money is required to generate a return base on luck. It’s the main reason why most people take gambling as an investment that depends on luck. According to our Norwegian expert Jørgen Aasgen, who is a guest post expert with in-depth knowledge about online casinos. The license of online casinos can indicate its ability based on its security protocols in protecting its players. No player would want to bet real money on a casino that has no adequate security for its players.

All actions performed in an online casino involves real money, starting from the depositing of funds to its withdrawal. Any player will want to make use of the best honest online casino that implements adequate security protocol for protecting its user’s gambling activities.

  1. Licenses differ from each other

It’s not a new thing that most online casinos have different licenses, which indicates different things in the eyes of a player. While some licenses indicate that an online casino is legally approved to operate in a specific region, others might prove different such as adequate security. For example, the Norwegian betting sider casino is among the trending legit gambling sites that have more than one license, which boosts its reputation as a legally approved online casino.

  1. Legality

The license of online casinos indicates whether it is legal or illegal to utilize the services of the casino in a specific country. Therefore, verifying this information at the initial stage before playing with any online casinos in Norway is crucial. If possible reach for trending online casino tips to gather more information about the license of a specific gambling site before using their service as a player. Before any online casino starts to operate in a specific region, it must adhere to the requirements made by gambling regulators to obtain an approved license as a legit gambling site.

 Conclusion

As a player, it’s necessary to research any online casino based on its licenses before making use of their service as indicated above. The information associated with casino licenses will prove its legality to operate as a casino in Norway.