Sizewell Glow Sticks Ltd posts huge profits

By Colin Allcabs, Consumer Correspondent

Sizewell Glow Sticks Ltd has announced £110,000 profits in its first year of operation.

The business uses secret local resources to make novelty high-visibility bracelets and necklaces at its factory close to the famous Sizewell nuclear power station.

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Its glow sticks are said to be brighter and last longer than any other versions currently on the market.

Managing Director Charles Montgomery-Burns welcomed the annual figures.

“Excellent!” he said.

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One member of the 50-strong Suffolk workforce said while employees were delighted the business was doing so well, there had been a recent unexplained increase in staff sickness.

Local councillors say Suffolk Glow Sticks Ltd is a welcome addition to the local jobs market, which has previously had to rely on the Sizewell B Nuclear Power Station, and some sea fishing.

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