Teen’s mysterious powers send bullies flying, earning Hollywood’s attention and admiration.
By Our Norfolk Reporter: Ian Bred
LOWESTOFT, SUFFOLK – A 14-year-old girl from Lowestoft has reportedly become Britain’s latest accidental superhero after discovering she possesses the astonishing ability to launch people and objects through the air using nothing more than a determined shove of empty space.
Deborah Sparkes first realised something unusual was happening after household items allegedly began shooting across rooms whenever she pointed at them in frustration. Family members initially blamed faulty shelving before concluding that conventional physics had quietly left the building.
The teenager unveiled her talents during a trip to the beach after overhearing two girls mutter the word “freak” behind her back.
Witnesses say Deborah calmly turned, planted her feet in the sand and thrust both hands forwards with dramatic conviction. Seconds later, the two unsuspecting critics were seen sailing backwards through the air in what experts have described as “an exceptionally persuasive argument”.
Neither girl was seriously hurt, although both reportedly suffered bruised egos and a sudden appreciation for basic manners.
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Local residents have since nicknamed Deborah “Super-Sparkes”, with children asking for selfies while parents politely request she avoid demonstrating her abilities near garden furniture.
The incident has already attracted attention from Hollywood, where producers connected with the 2026 Supergirl film starring Milly Alcock are said to have taken an interest in the Suffolk schoolgirl. Industry speculation suggests Deborah could even be considered as a future successor should a sequel require someone capable of making special effects look embarrassingly unnecessary.
Scientists remain unconvinced, insisting there is no evidence that telekinesis exists.
Residents of Lowestoft, however, note that disbelief is much easier to maintain when you haven’t just been launched several feet across a beach for being unnecessarily rude.
For now, Deborah says she intends to use her powers responsibly, reserving airborne justice exclusively for bullies who mistake kindness for weakness.