GARMISCH-PARTENKIRCHEN, GERMANY — In a world of natural wonders, few are as misunderstood as the Wank. Nestled in the Ester Mountains near Garmisch-Partenkirchen, this towering peak rises to 1,780 metres, a majestic presence in the Loisach Valley. Yet, despite its beauty, the mountain has one major flaw: its name.
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The Wank is a source of unrelenting amusement for tourists and locals alike, as the word “wank” holds certain, shall we say, unsavoury connotations in English. “It’s a bit of a laugh,” said one British visitor, “but I think I’ll just call it ‘the peak.’”
Tourists keep coming
For those brave enough to board the Wankbahn—the cable car that connects Garmisch-Partenkirchen to the summit—there is year-round access, thanks to the ‘Wankpass’. Yes, really. This cable car, which operates daily from May to September, is arguably one of the most popular means of reaching the top without breaking a sweat.
“Getting to the top of the Wank is really quite easy,” said one local guide. “It’s the only mountain in Germany that makes you feel a little awkward even when you’re on top of it.”
Yet, despite its less-than-ideal name, the Wank has become something of a cult attraction for hikers and thrill-seekers. Some even take pride in posing with a “Wank” sign for photographs. “I came for the views, but stayed for the laughs,” commented one tourist, clutching their Wankpass.
Though German speakers are likely to be unfazed by the name, international visitors are left to marvel at how something so stunning can have such a comedic moniker.
