BURY ST EDMUNDS, SUFFOLK – Bury resident decided to take his doctor to the court after a penis enlargement procedure took an unexpected and anatomically bewildering turn.
Crime Correspondent: Hugh Dunnett
Dr. Raj, a private cosmetic surgeon known for his unorthodox methods. He found himself in hot water when he misinterpreted De Marriot’s request to “double it.” Unfortunately, the good doctor didn’t quite grasp that De Marriot was referring to doubling the length of his manhood, not the quantity.
The surgical mishap occurred when Dr. Raj, in an attempt to fulfil his patient’s wishes. He decided to stitch a second penis to De Marriot’s perineum. The area delicately situated between the anus and the scrotum.
In the aftermath of the botched cock job, the unintentional creation of a ‘double d*ck’ left both patient and doctor scratching their heads – and arses – in confusion.
Surgeon dragged at Court
After realizing that his singular request had been misinterpreted with humiliating consequences. De Marriot, 53, an Estate Agent, promptly took his case to court. Claiming damages for emotional distress, public embarrassment, and the cost of seven new pairs of underpants.
Double Whammy
While Dr. Raj defended his actions, arguing that he was merely following the patient’s explicit instructions, the court seemed sceptical. However, after requesting the surgeon’s contact number and rate card, Judge Grayson Bartholemew-Trinket (102) told De Marriot that in mitigation. He couldn’t find against the accused because in his words, “Two cocks in your hand is worth one in the bush.”
De Marriot, who was ordered to pay Dr Raj’s costs, left the courtroom arm-in-arm with the court stenographer and a young W.P.C.
