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Prince Andrew thinking about calling Manchester City lawyers

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Prince Andrew is trying to find the phone number for Manchester City’s legal team.

The lawyers managed to get the club readmitted to the Champions League, overturning a two-year ban on European football.

The Duke of York was impressed with the decision and wants to speak with the legal team, just in case he needs any legal help any time soon.

Royal insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, explained: “Prince Andrew was surprised with how Manchester City was able to overturn the European ban for allegedly breaching financial fair play regulations.

“He thinks the club must have had a smart legal team.

“Just in case he finds himself in a spot of bother, which is obviously very unlikely, he thinks it wise to have some good legal advice.”

The Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled in Manchester City’s favour this week. As well as lifting the ban, the club’s fine was dropped from 30 million to 10 million euros. City had always denied any wrongdoing.

In other news, Jeffrey Epstein’s pal Ghislaine Maxwell has been remanded in a hell-hole US prison for a year before her expected trial date.

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