A staggering ninety per cent of all cars parked outside Waitrose are Audis, an official survey has confirmed.
Representatives from pollsters Morri found nine out of ten vehicles outside the Waitrose store in Ipswich were Audis of various models.
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Pollsters, who were commissioned to carry out the survey by the joint motoring and retail analysts Moore, Money Van-Sents took photographs of the car park to prove just how many Audi owners shopped at a Waitrose near me.
Retail expert Rupert Johnson said: “This survey is conclusive proof that a certain type of person shops at Waitrose. They will be middle class, drive an Audi and not mind paying over the top for their weekly shop.
“The irony is they would be devastated to know that if they took the name of their car, and changed just one letter, they would get Aldi.”