Fans of Swedish pop legends ABBA are set to be disappointed by the band’s reunion, a shocking Suffolk Gazette investigation has revealed.
This newspaper has uncovered secret rehearsal footage featuring the gorgeous blonde girl in the band.
And the film reveals time has not been kind to Agnetha Faltskog, 71.
She is seen struggling to remember her dance moves to the band’s iconic track, Dancing Queen.
Suffolk Gazette pop expert Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “There is much anticipation about a planned reunion of ABBA, with five new tracks expected next month.
“But our leaked footage suggests fans of the super group may prefer to live off the memories of how the band once was.”
ABBA enjoyed blockbuster worldwide hits, including The Winner Takes it All, Waterloo, Take a Chance on Me, and SOS.
But they have released no new material for 39 years.
Now, their website is teasing a project called ABBA Voyage – fans expect a possible new album and maybe live appearances.
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