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Irishman still hasn’t found what he’s looking for

Man still looking

An Irishman has confirmed he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for after 34 years.

Paul David Hewson, 61, from Dublin, said he had been searching since 1987, but it had still not turned up.

He said his remarkable quest had been quite a struggle.

“I have climbed highest mountains, run through the fields, scaled these city walls,” he lamented.

When pal Lorraine Fisher, 34, asked: “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for?” Mr Hewson replied: “You too?”

He said his task was made even more difficult because the streets have no name.

Mr Hewson said he had called his solicitor to help him in his search.

“But it’s okay, my lawyer works pro Bono,” he said.

The shock news comes after rock band Foreigner confirmed they still didn’t know what love is.

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