Five-Hour Jam as Sleeping Driver causes M25 Gridlock
Authorities Respond as 100ft Godzilla Spotted in Lowestoft
North Sea yields a 75-Foot mystery ‘C*ck-wreck’
Courier Cock-Up: Sperm Specimen Lands on Wrong Porch
BBC cast Labour Government as ‘Traitors’ in new series
Starmer kids miss out as Santa flies past Downing Street
Frosty white van man doesn’t feel the benefit
Siblings caught ‘having relations’ in Norfolk park
Shopper outrage as ‘No D*ckheads’ policy enforced at local store
Alcoholics are world’s best recyclers
Trainee Sparky has first-day electric shocker
Ipswich Dieters Face Ultimate Challenge: Fitting Through the Front Door
‘Nobody Likes Me’: Piers Morgan Stars in Home Alone 5
Local massage therapist learns the hard way why her business was failing
‘Wankpass’ grants year-round access to Germany’s most hilarious peak
Crowbar Christmas: Thieves Ransack InPost Delivery Lockers, Steal Xmas Gifts
Festive Glow of neighbour’s ‘Xmas tree’ was Cannabis factory in disguise
Crumbs! Prosthetic bread-legged ex Squaddie is marathon hero
Hollywood Star Seen Stocking Spaghetti Hoops at Tesco Suffolk
Two Guys take on Five Guys in copycat burger van
Stamps made to mark 80th anniversary of “Victory in Europe Day”