Buckingham Palace to house fifty cross-channel migrants
Suffolk farmer signs £20 million deal with M&S to sell supersized pig cuts
Suffolk Airlines to offer cheap flights to Palestine
Dickasaurus Rex & Triceracock wow at new dinosaur exhibit
Dead cheap: Suffolk undertaker offers shred-and-scatter special
Giant traffic mirror is the ugliest of them all
’An attack on inbred people’: Protest planned against government cuts
‘Muslim women’ refused Halal cocktails after Suffolk pub mixer mix-up
Italian PM Meloni left ‘wanting more’ after dry encounter with Sir Keir
Johnson and Lewis reboot rivalry in the great geriatric sprint-off
Tonight, Matthew, I will be… a grain of rice
We’re shopping! Pet Shop Boys go head to head in high store wars
‘Honky tax’ to target white only motorists
Bob Vylan takes job selling sausage rolls at Greggs
Council erects ‘U-Turn’ sign on Downing Street in tribute to Starmer’s endless flip-flopping
Brits get sinking feeling as H.M.S. Belfast recommissioned for war with Russia
Wurst-case scenario: Morrisons recalls ‘Extra D*ck’ burgers after spicy mix-up
Woman’s husband impregnated by best mate’s Zumba instructor
Pen-pushing – RAF base commander dug her own hole with ‘lefty views’ on defence
Toe-tally confused: Scarlett Johansson and Hanson tangle over surgery slot
Sour Kraut: Red Baron’s great great great grandson won’t accept WWI defeat
