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Centenary party planned for ‘Thatcher the Scratcher’
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Gammons warned: Too many British holidaymakers could obstruct migrant landings
Jersey Cop Jim Bergerac Murdered on TV
Nestlé gives customers the Toffee Finger as Xmas Quality Street tub shrinks again
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Refund for Mince Pie connoisseur who ‘can’t taste the difference’
AI Baby Generator confirms Keir Starmer as love child of Stalin and Mao
Petition against Mrs Brown’s Boys Xmas Special hits million mark
Choccy shopper Chris Rea in chock-a-blocker shocker
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Suffolk Inventor Challenges Tesla with Green-Energy Robot, the ‘Cocktus’
Toys R Us: Adult Little Tike goes BIG on price
Osama Bin Lager goes down a bomb at Suffolk pub
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