Tuesday, April 2, 2024

Woke students hoist by own petard

Woke students hoist by own petard

STUDENT DIGS, EVERYWHERE, UK – Do-gooding students up and down the country are suddenly waking up to the consequences of their own self-destructive wokeness.

Idiot woke students – always the first to complain about the UK Government’s attempts to control illegal immigration. Are being booted out of their digs to make way for economic migrants asylum seekers.seeking better stuff at our expense.

In Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, 168 (up until now) left-wing students have been handed back their rent money. Told to ‘do one’ as their the 405-bed block of luxury flats is handed over to the ungrateful illegal immigrants asylum seekers.

Got what they asked for

The phrase to be ‘hoist by your own petard’ was coined by William Shakespeare in his play. ‘Hamlet’ and quite literally means to be “lifted up by your own bomb.” A petard was a small explosive device that was used to blow doors off their hinges in military raids. Comically, the French word petard originally meant ‘break wind’ i.e. ‘to fart’.

Other famous phrases that might equally be applied to woke do-gooders. Who put the interests of entitled foreigners asylum seekers above their own and those of their compatriots include; ‘cut off your nose to spite your face’, ‘shoot yourself in the foot’, and ‘chickens coming home to roost.’

Kinnock petards

I doorstepped Labour’s shadow immigration minister Stephen Kinnock. As he returned home to his £6 million Islington townhouse in a Porsche 911. Carrying a bag of diamonds he had just bought from a Bond Street jeweller. He told me that students were “paying the price for the government’s reliance on emergency accommodation”.

Wearing two Rolex watches on one wrist, the son of former Labour leader and EU rent boy, Neil Kinnock. Continued disinterestedly as he unlocked the front door of his £12 million house. “The asylum backlog has ballooned from 19,000 in 2010 to a staggering 175,000 today. With the annual cost rising eight-fold to an eye-watering £4bn. The asylum backlog has ballooned from 19,000 in 2010 to a staggering 175,000 today, with the annual cost rising eight-fold to an eye-watering £4bn.”

What woke millionaire Kinnock Jnr failed to mention is that his Labour Party has opposed in parliament every measure brought forward by the Government to tackle illegal immigration, including the Rwanda relocation plan.

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