Monday, March 18, 2024

Special branch hunt perv tree surgeon

Morning wood…

By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent

A twisted pervert who leaves x-rated trees in suggestive poses is being hunted by cops.

Special branch detectives were called in to trace the rogue tree surgeon but insiders say they are stumped.

Suffolk Police insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “They had a lead but were barking up the wrong tree.

“These suggestive carvings have been left outside a library, an old folks home and the county council headquarters.

“Some people have been shocked, although others find them amusing.”

Anyone with information about the perv with the saw is urged to contact Crimestoppers.

If you want more urgent Suffolk Police stories, check out this Suffolk Police stories link.

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