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Boosting Your Local Business: 4 Tips

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Boosting Your Local Business: 4 Tips
Boosting Your Local Business: 4 Tips

Small, local businesses play a pivotal role in the community, but they naturally don’t ever get as much business as the big brand names, which is a real shame! If you want your little local business to bring in customers, you need to work extra hard.

Getting your name out there and creating brand awareness is a crucial step in growing your biz and climbing the ranks. Here, we’ll take a look at some simple but actionable steps that will help you boost your business in the community (and beyond).

Optimize Your Online Presence

First of all, understand the power of the Internet and use it to your advantage. Having a solid online presence – a website and social media accounts – will help you attract local customers.

When it comes to pulling your audience to your pages, SEO (and especially local SEO) is an essential tool. If you’re not clued up, working with a professional could be in your best interests. If you want to look for an SEO agency Manchester has some great companies that can transform your SEO efforts into actual results.

Engage with Your Community

When it comes to local businesses, getting active with the community is essential! Whenever possible, try to attend local events, like markets, fairs, and charity events, to help you get your name out there and connect with people face-to-face. You could consider sponsoring events or stands, showcase your products, and network.

Engaging with the community can also involve building partnerships and getting involved in collaborations with other local businesses. If you can find like-minded companies and business owners, you can approach them to run joint promotions, bundle your services, create new products together, or even create referral programmes.

Offer Exceptional Customer Service

When people choose small local businesses over a big brand, it’s often because they’re looking for a more personal touch and products handcrafted with more care than mass-produced items. It’s your responsibility to give them exactly that!

You can do this by making sure every product you make is done with care and attention to detail, and that every time you render a service its done with intentionality. You should also ensure that your customers are treated well and with personal recognition wherever possible, building relationships and brand loyalty. It’s these small details that can make all the difference.

Gather and Act on Customer Feedback

Finally, as a local business, it’s easier (and more important) for you to pay attention to what your customers are saying. In a local community, people talk! So having a good reputation is important.

Collect feedback from your customers through surveys and questionnaires, comment cards, and online reviews. Once you have feedback, make sure to actually do something with it – analyse trends, identify pain points, and see where exactly you might be able to improve. We all know that the customer is always right, so listening to what they have to say and using their opinions to help improve your business only makes sense.

Dive! Pop singer Ed Sheeran appointed new Typhoon Display Pilot

Dive! Pop singer Ed Sheeran appointed new Typhoon Display Pilot
Dive! Pop singer Ed Sheeran appointed new Typhoon Display Pilot

Defence Secretary Ben Wallace has announced that pop sensation Ed Sheeran is set to take on a new role as the next Typhoon Display Pilot, following the approval of His Majesty The King.

By Our Defence Editor: Doug Trench

Sheeran, known for his chart-topping hits and iconic performances, will succeed Air Chief Marshal Sir Robbie Williams in June 2023.

Wallace expressed his excitement over Sheeran’s appointment. Highlighting the singer’s diverse background and previous experiences as a singer, helicopter pilot, and UFO owner as valuable assets for leading a modern and innovative display team.

Sheeran’s appointment marks a significant milestone for the Royal Air Force. As he becomes the first pop/hip-hop crossover folk singer to get the top job.

Acknowledging the crucial role of the Typhoon Display Team, Wallace emphasized the collective effort behind the display circuit. With Sheeran set to lead the team during a pivotal moment for the Royal Air Force.

Top of the props

Sheeran himself expressed his deep honour at being appointed as the next Display Pilot. Citing the importance of air and space power in defending the UK and its allies.

He noted the phenomenal success led by his predecessor, Angel One Five, Robbie Williams, and pledged to continue modernizing and supporting the Royal Air Force.

The announcement has stirred both excitement and astonishment among the entertainment business. With some questioning Sheeran’s abilities as a singer, let alone a Typhoon display pilot.

Nevertheless, with guitar in hand and a commitment to entertain, Sheeran is poised to take flight. Aiming to uphold the Royal Air Force’s legacy and live out the lyrics of his 2017 hit, ‘Dive’…

Meanwhile: Norfolk pilot fell asleep missing landing spot

Best Casino Game Developers’ Games To Try In 2024

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Best Casino Game Developers’ Games To Try In 2024
Best Casino Game Developers’ Games To Try In 2024

Online casino games are constantly evolving and new games and innovations are regularly introduced by the top game developers. Today, players can enjoy a huge variety of casino games, from slots and table games to live dealer experiences. While there are some classic titles that remain fan favorites, developers are constantly pushing the limits to create new experiences and enhance engagement for players.

Physical casinos and online ones alike partner with game developers to provide games directly to players. With online gambling becoming the most popular way to wager, many casino sites offer games from different developers in order to provide a fully stocked game library for players and stay competitive. In the UK, online casinos registered and licensed in the country must comply with the GamStop self-exclusion scheme and other regulations put in place by the UK Gambling Commission, including what games they can offer. Betting sites not on GamStop, like the ones in this non-GamStop casino guide, are usually registered and licensed in countries outside of the UK, but players within the region can still access them. Non-GamStop casinos offer a huge variety of games to compete with international betting sites and work with some of the top game developers like NetEnt, Microgaming, and Evolution Gaming, to name a few.

Let’s take a look at the top casino game developers and their best games to try this year. No matter where in the world your favourite casino is based, you’re sure to find games from these top developers:

NetEnt

NetEnt is a well-known game developer that was founded in 1996. The team at NetEnt creates high-quality slot games, table games, and live casino games. Two of their most popular games to try are:

  • Starburst: Starburst is a classic slot game that is loved by players all over the world. The game includes bright colors and detailed animations to engage players along with an energetic soundtrack. The game boasts re-spins and expanding wilds to further entice players with the chance of a big win.
  • Gonzo’s Quest: This is an adventure-themed slot game where players can join the main character, Gonzo, on his quest through the jungles of South America. The goal? Gonzo is searching for the lost city of El Dorado and treasure. During the adventure, players will enjoy fun graphics, smooth animation, and a lively soundtrack. NetEnt developers have included avalanche reels, multipliers, and even immersive 3D graphics in this game, making it a favorite of many players.

Microgaming

Launched in 1994, Microgaming is a pioneer in the casino game industry. The company is located in Isle Of Man and is one of the largest casino game developers to this day. The developers at Microgaming are well known for creating immersive slot games and more. Some of the top titles to check out this year include:

  • Mega Moolah: This slot game set a world record for the highest online payout. It paid out £13,209,300 to a British soldier in 2015! Also sometimes called the “millionaire-maker”, Mega-Moolah is an engaging game with an African safari theme. It includes fun graphics and a four-tiered jackpot system. Because of its engaging graphics and potential for huge payouts, Mega Moolah remains an extremely popular slot game in the UK and globally. For players planning a trip to the UK that includes gambling or playing from home, this game may be worth looking into.
  • Immortal Romance: Immortal Romance is more than just a slot game, it also tells a story. The game is based on characters (Michael, Sarah, Amber, and Troy). The men in the story are vampires, and the women fall in love with them. Beyond the storyline, the game also includes four special free spin modes and bonuses for players.

Evolution Gaming

Evolution Gaming is a leading casino game developer. The company specializes in creating live casino studios, traditional live casinos, and mobile live casinos. Evolution Gaming has created a variety of unique titles for players to try, including:

  • Lightning Roulette: This is a new take on the classic card game of Roulette. Lightning Roulette features a live gaming experience for players in an immersive studio environment with multipliers up to 500x.
  • Crazy Time: Crazy Time is a live game-show-style game. Players engage with a huge and colorful wheel, bonus rounds, and a chance to win huge multipliers. Because Crazy Time is live, it’s especially engaging for players. 

Play’n GO

Play’n Go has developed over 300 online slot games, ranging in themes from Norse and Greek to Sci-Fi and music-themed slots. For slot fanatics, some of the top Play’n Go titles include:

  • Book of Dead: This is an Egyptian adventure slot where players can join the main character, Rich Wilde as he searches to uncover ancient treasure. The game is known to be a high-volatility slot with many bonus features.
  • Reactoonz: Reactoonz is an engaging grid-based slot that features adorable alien creatures and cascading reels. Beyond that, players will enjoy cluster pay mechanics and fun animation.

Conclusion

With casino gaming growing in popularity, developers are constantly releasing new titles and updating old favorites. With reputable and well-known developers like Play’n Go, NetEnt, Microgaming, and Evolution Gaming working hard to compete with one another and stay relevant in a fast-paced industry, gamers can expect to continue seeing cutting-edge development and new game titles in the coming years.

Boring City wins fourth Premier League title (yawn)

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Boring City wins fourth Premier League title (yawn)
Boring City wins fourth Premier League title (yawn)

MANCHESTER – Manchester City clinched their fourth consecutive Premier League title with a predictable 3-1 victory over West Ham, solidifying their stranglehold on English football.

However, despite the historic achievement, many football enthusiasts have voiced their discontent, labelling City’s success as ‘uninspiring’ and detrimental to the sport’s integrity.

The match began with a bang as Phil Foden’s early strike electrified the Etihad Stadium, setting the tone for City’s eventual triumph. Foden’s goal, a testament to his talent and commitment propelled City towards their coveted title. Yet, amidst the celebrations, critics lamented City’s reliance on financial prowess rather than organic team-building.

Meh

As the game droned on, Jeremy Doku’s contribution further solidified City’s lead, leaving West Ham struggling to keep pace. Despite a bicycle wondergoal from West Ham’s Mohammed Kudus, City’s victory was inevitable.

While City’s fans revelled in the triumph, dissenting voices echoed from afar, particularly from rival supporters disillusioned by City’s financial might. The subplot of discontent simmered as Arsenal, City’s closest challengers, fell short in their bid to snatch the title despite their 2-1 win against Everton,

As the final whistle blew and blue smoke filled the air, Manchester City fans erupted into jubilation, flooding the pitch in a sea of celebration. However, beneath the euphoria, those very same fans knew that their team didn’t really deserve the title.

Boring Fourth Premier League title

In the end, City’s victory stood as a testament to their ‘exceptional talent’ and ‘relentless pursuit of excellence’. Yet, as the celebrations continued, the shadow of criticism lingered, spoiling the occasion like a smelly fart in the church on your wedding day.

Meanwhile: Ipswich Town receive Championship long-service award

Farage welcomes sighting of Great White Shark in the English Channel

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Farage welcomes sighting of Great White Shark in the English Channel
Farage welcomes sighting of Great White Shark in the English Channel

DOVER, UK – Nigel Farage, former UKIP leader and winner of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, has proposed an unorthodox approach to stopping the boats with great white sharks. Yes, you read that correctly.

As scientists warn of the imminent arrival of great white sharks in UK waters. Farage has seized upon this potential aquatic invasion as a stroke of genius.

According to marine research group Ocearch, these majestic predators could soon grace the shores off the south coast of England and northern France. Lured by a veritable buffet of seals and, presumably, economic migrants.

Food for thought

Chris Fischer, founder of Ocearch, offered a tantalizing suggestion: “We believe they should be moving towards the UK. In about the same area as the small boats.” Farage, never one to shy away from controversy.

He has eagerly embraced this notion, positing that the presence of great whites could act as a natural deterrent to those attempting to cross the Channel in dinghies.

Drawing parallels to the success story of Cape Cod, where an influx of government-protected seals has led to a surge in shark sightings, Farage envisions a similar scenario playing out in the English Channel. “It’s simple,” he remarked, “sharks eat humans, and if economic migrants are crossing illegally in small boats, well, problem solved.”

Great White Shark a great tool

While experts caution against Farage’s proposal, citing concerns about the safety of both migrants and beachgoers, the notion has gained traction in certain circles. With climate change altering sea temperatures and providing ample opportunities for marine life to explore new territories. Farage sees great white sharks not as harbingers of danger, but as potential allies in the fight against illegal immigration.

Only time will tell if Farage’s vision of a Great White Shark-infested Channel becomes reality. Until then, the waters remain murky, both figuratively and literally, as the debate over immigration rages on.

Meanwhile: ‘Pot’ Nigel Farage calls ‘Kettle’ Harry ‘Black’

A wet rat announces departure from sinking ship

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DROWNING STREET, LONDON – In a move reminiscent of a rat fleeing a sinking ship, calling a snap general election set for July 4.

The announcement, delivered against the backdrop of a rain-soaked No. 10 Downing Street, sets the stage for a showdown between Sunak’s Conservatives and Keir Starmer’s Labour Party, as the opposition seeks to wrest control after 14 years of Tory rule.

Sunak’s timing couldn’t be more curious. With Labour enjoying a comfortable double-digit lead in the polls, Sunak faces an uphill battle to sway public opinion in his favour.

Change the record

As the campaign kicks into gear, both leaders are pulling out all the stops to paint the other as the greater gamble. While Sunak warns of economic setbacks and jeopardized defence spending under a Labour government, Starmer highlights the purported chaos of more Tory rule and relentlessly presents himself as the leader of “A changed Labour party, a changed Labour party, a changed Labour party etc.”

Panicking wet rat

However, behind the scenes of this political spectacle, whispers abound of Sunak’s motives for calling the election. Rumours swirl of discontent within the Conservative ranks, with some suggesting that Sunak’s announcement was a desperate attempt to distance himself from the sinking Tory ship. Others hint the timing is designed to head off a potential coup, or even plan for an early relocation of his family to the USA.

A wet rat announces departure from sinking ship
A wet rat announces departure from sinking ship

Meanwhile, as Sunak’s first campaign event unfolds amid the dreary British weather, observers wonder whether the snap election will pay off, or turn out to be a rat trap.

Illegal immigrant delivery driver ‘possibly sent by God’    

Illegal immigrant delivery driver ‘possibly sent by God’    
Illegal immigrant delivery driver ‘possibly sent by God’    

MINSMERE, SUFFOLK – Bitchy old cow, Woman got her comeuppance when a routine ASDA grocery delivery went pear-shaped. Delivered by an illegal immigrant delivery driver.

By Our Crime Editor: Rob Banks

Expecting her usual Thursday grocery delivery, Glenda, a retired shit-stirrer from Minsmere. She was instead greeted by the sight of a mammoth 10-tonne lorry barreling in reverse towards her front door.

With the precision of a bull in a china shop, the driver. An illegal immigrant delivery driver recently arrived on a dinghy from France. Whose grasp of English left much to be desired, misinterpreted the simple instruction to ‘deliver to your door’.

Immigrant delivery driver

Glenda, caught off guard while sitting posting snide rumours about her friends on Facebook. Found herself propelled backwards into her kitchen as the out-of-control lorry thundered into her home. In a cruel, but just twist of fate, 13-stone Glenda got her head stuck in her kitchen oven. While the rear end of the HGV careered onwards before coming to a standstill in her front room.

For God’s sake

Reflecting on her misfortune, Glenda, head still stuck in her oven, admitted that she had been unkind to her friends and suggested that perhaps the incident was her punishment from God.

As emergency crews worked to free Glenda from her oven, they kept her spirits up by sustaining her with delivery items from the back of the lorry. Including squashed crab sticks, a chipped bottle of Hock wine, and a battered tin of SPAM.

In the end, Glenda’s misadventure served as a cautionary tale about the perils of being a bitch to your friends and the unexpected consequences that can arise when God doesn’t go along with your evil plan.

Meanwhile: ASDA introduces special delivery service direct to your front room

Ipswich Tractor boys plough a path back to the Premier League

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Tractor boys plough a path back to the Premier League
Tractor boys plough a path back to the Premier League

A140 JUNCTION, DISS Ipswich Town football fans have found a cheeky way to mark their team’s promotion to the Premier League after a 22-year absence.

By Our Football Staff

Following the Ipswich Tractor Boys’ 2-0 victory over Huddersfield at Portman Road. Securing their spot in the top flight, local supporters tweaked a local traffic sign to mock their East Anglian rivals, Norwich City.

The altered sign on the A140 roundabout at Diss. Now humorously directs traffic with a subtle dig: Ipswich (first exit) proudly heading to the Premier League. While Norwich (second exit) is resigned to remain in the Championship.

Kieran McKenna’s Ipswich side had a three-point lead over third-placed Leeds going into the final game of the season.

Needing only a draw to secure promotion. They not only managed that but did so in style, becoming the first club since Southampton in 2012 to achieve back-to-back promotions from the third tier to the Premier League.

The festive atmosphere in Ipswich was palpable. Thousands of fans gathered outside the stadium, setting off smoke bombs and flares. Celebrating the return to glory after two decades. The joy in Ipswich contrasted sharply with the mood in Norwich, where the Canaries’ season ended in disappointment.

Swings and roundabouts

Norwich, who finished sixth, were crushed 4-0 by Leeds in the play-off semi-final, leading to a major shake-up. Manager David Wagner was swiftly sacked, and 19 players. Including former Premier League star Ben Gibson, were released as part of a summer overhaul.

Ipswich Premier League

Ipswich fans, revelling in their success, saw an opportunity to further the rivalry. Under the cover of darkness and no doubt, the influence of multiple pints of lager. A group of supporters updated the roundabout sign, ripping the piss out of Norwich and its failure. “It’s all in good fun,” said one fan, grinning mischievously. “We’ve waited a long time for this, and we’re going to enjoy every moment of it, boy!”

Meanwhile: Blondie roundabout rocks Ipswich roads