Friday, September 29, 2023

First Uber spotted in Norfolk

Due to high gas prices, the citizens of Norfolk are getting creative when it comes to public transportation. A very first Uber spotted in Norfolk.

Tractors and sofas have risen 400% in the last quarter because Uber drivers are using tactros instead of regular vehicles.

You don’t need a special kind of license to drive the tractors, just your normal automobile license. You can also put the tractor under your normal vehicle insurance policy.

After first Uber spotted in Norfolk, Uber drivers have stated that sometimes it can take up to 5 hours to drive 10 miles because the tractor only goes 2 miles an hour. But it is better than paying for the over priced gas.

And when it comes to maintenance, a technician will come to you to service your tractor while you rest in the comfort of your own home.

Lorraine Fisher, 34, is the owner of a tractor company. She had this to say,

“We lease the tractors fully equipped with couches to Uber drivers. Our patented tractors run on Komodo Dragon urine. We made a business deal with Komodo Dragon breeders to sell us the urine at a reasonable price.”

Fisher later stated that her next project will be to build fully reusable rockets that run on Komodo Dragon urine.

Elon Musk might have some competition after first Uber spotted in Norfolk.

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