Monday, August 8, 2022

Chris Grayling sends Russia Report to Vistaprint

Chris Grayling

Bungling Chris Grayling has sent the highly-sensitive Russia Report off to Vistaprint for printing.

He also took advantage of a special offer to get a Russia Report mouse mat and some Russia Report-branded ballpoint pens.

Just hours after being nominated as head of the UK Intelligence Committee, the man who paid £13.8 million to a ferry company without any ferries has raised eyebrows again.

Tasked with overseeing the release of the top-secret Russia Report into alleged Kremlin interference in UK politics, he has sent it to Vistaprint for printing.

The top secret Russia Report
The top secret Russia Report

Downing Street insider Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “There is no suggestion that Vistaprint does not guard the privacy of clients’ material.

“But perhaps an online printing services company is not the best place for a highly-controversial report into international political maneuvering.”

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