Fergie exerts bad influence on Camilla in skateboarding mayhem.

By Our Royal Editor: Jane Seymour

GREAT YARMOUTH – Camilla, Queen Consort, and Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, were spotted today engaging in what can only be described as high-jinx along the Great Yarmouth promenade.

Onlookers were shocked at the sight of the two senior royals navigating the seafront using a single skateboard. Eyewitness, Doris Higgins, 74, described the scene: “I was just tucking into my cockles when I saw them. The Duchess of York was sitting on the skateboard, arms up like she was on a rollercoaster, and Her Majesty was pushing her from behind. They looked like right tearaways.”

Off the Rails

The Duchess of York, wearing a casual white t-shirt and patterned trousers, appeared to be thoroughly enjoying the ride, sporting sunglasses and a wide grin. Meanwhile, the Queen Consort, dressed in a flowery summer dress, seemed to be providing the necessary thrust. One onlooker noted, “It wasn’t exactly the most demure performance, but they seemed happy enough. I’m not sure if they had been drinking.”

Speculation is rife about what prompted this sudden display of extreme sports among the Windsors. Some suggest it’s a new form of royal diplomacy, aiming to connect with younger generations through the medium of radical skateboarding. Others believe it’s simply a case of two women letting loose and ignoring the pressures of royal life, even if only for a brief moment in Norfolk.

Whatever the reason, Great Yarmouth has rarely seen such a spectacle. It remains to be seen if skateboarding will become a permanent fixture of royal walkabouts, but for now, the residents of Great Yarmouth can claim to have seen something truly unique. A official statement from Buckingham Palace is yet to be released, but an internal source reportedly muttered, “Oh God, not those two again.”

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