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Only four more u-turns before Christmas

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Boris Johnson, u-turn specialist (Photo: Estonian Presidency CC BY 2.0)

There are now only four more u-turns until Christmas, Britain has been warned.

The news will come as a shock as many believed there would be lots more Government u-turns than that.

But four it is, so they had better be big ones.

Political commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It’s been such as fabulous year that the days have simply flown by.

“Now, without us realising, Christmas has crept up on us and will be here in just four u-turns time.

“We can’t be sure what those u-turns will be, but high on the list of potential u-turns is granting Scottish independence, cancelling Brexit, and making Donald Trump a Lord.”

Too late for Christmas

Unfortunately, it’s now probably too late to order a Suffolk Gazette mug and get it in time for Christmas. Instead, buy one to enjoy after Christmas…

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