There are now only four more u-turns until Christmas, Britain has been warned.
The news will come as a shock as many believed there would be lots more Government u-turns than that.
But four it is, so they had better be big ones.
Political commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “It’s been such as fabulous year that the days have simply flown by.
“Now, without us realising, Christmas has crept up on us and will be here in just four u-turns time.
“We can’t be sure what those u-turns will be, but high on the list of potential u-turns is granting Scottish independence, cancelling Brexit, and making Donald Trump a Lord.”
Too late for Christmas
Unfortunately, it’s now probably too late to order a Suffolk Gazette mug and get it in time for Christmas. Instead, buy one to enjoy after Christmas…