Embattled Iran turns pigeons into explosives to bypass air defenses.
By Our Defence Editor: Doug Trench
TEHRAN – Iran has confirmed the deployment of a battalion of so-called attack pigeons as their air defence in response to the continuing Israeli–American military onslaught.
The pigeons, described in official briefings as “cost-effective, low-maintenance avian delivery systems,” have reportedly been fitted with small explosive charges and released from coastal bases with instructions to fly west across the Persian Gulf. Unlike conventional drones, the birds require no fuel, satellite guidance, or software updates, relying instead on a combination of instinct, memory, and “a strong sense of personal commitment,” according to one senior commander.
Wing and a prayer
Military sources say the decision was driven by both economics and symbolism. With high-end drones increasingly intercepted by air defences operated by Israel and the United States, Iranian planners sought a weapon system that could bypass radar while remaining plausibly deniable. “If questioned, they are just pigeons,” an official explained. “Very determined pigeons.”
Each bird is said to cost less than a single guided missile, with training expenses limited to seed, patience, and the occasional stern lecture. “You cannot jam a pigeon,” noted a defence analyst. “And sanctions do not apply to breadcrumbs.”
Western intelligence agencies have responded cautiously, acknowledging the programme while urging calm. A spokesperson confirmed that counter-measures are under review, including birdseed embargoes and enhanced rooftop scarecrow coverage.
New air defence
Early results of the deployment remain unclear. Several pigeons reportedly failed to reach their targets after stopping at fishing boats, oil rigs, or scenic harbours. Nonetheless, Iranian state media hailed the initiative as a triumph of innovation, declaring that “in asymmetrical warfare, sometimes the smallest wings carry the biggest message.”
