Friday, May 3, 2024

Traffic police offer free BJs to slow down speeding motorists

Traffic police offer free BJs to slow down speeding motorists
Traffic police offer free BJs to slow down speeding motorists

STOWMARKET, SUFFOLK – Suffolk Police have taken an unconventional approach to tackle speeding motorists. Unveiling a bold new campaign designed to grab drivers’ attention and encourage them to slow down.

By Crime Editor: Rob Banks

On the A14 approach to Stowmarket, speeding motorists are greeted with a n eye-catching sign that reads: “FREE BLOWJOB. Now that we have your attention, slow the f*** down!”.

There are already some road signs erected around the rural area.

The no-nonsense language certainly leaves little to the imagination, but officers are confident it’s having the desired effect.

Speeding sucks

Acknowledging that some residents might find the explicit language offensive, the Police defend their choice, emphasizing that the primary goal is to promote road safety, and it seems that their tactics are paying off.

Reports suggest that passing male motorists, prone to speeding more than their female counterparts, have been hitting the brakes at the mere mention of a “free blowjob.” Some have even slowed down to a crawl, cautiously eyeing the roadside for any signs of this unexpected offer.

The campaign has sparked a flurry of reactions on social media, with many commending the police for their creativity and smutty humour.

Some particularly pervy speeding motorists have even suggested expanding the initiative to include a full shag to eradicate speeding altogether.

Meanwhile: Angry driver caught speeding seven times on trip to get milk

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