Saturday, September 24, 2022

The 3.30pm Suffolk Gazette joke to keep your spirits up

I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?”

He said: “How flexible are you?”

I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

Get your next joke in 30 minutes! They may not be the best jokes, but we have to get through the lockdown somehow.

Today’s other jokes here: 8.30am | 9am | 9.30am | 10am |10.30am | 11am | 11.30am | Noon | 12.30pm | 1pm | 1.30pm | 2pm | 2.30pm | 3pm | 4pm | 4.30pm | 5pm

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