In breaking football news, it has emerged that former Premier League striker Neil Shipperley has been pulled off at half-time.
The ex Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Nottingham Forest, Wimbledon and Southampton player is said to have claimed: “I would have preferred an orange if I’m honest.”
More details about the incident will no doubt emerge soon.
Football fan Lorraine Fisher, 34, said: “Didn’t he score against Arsenal once, lobbing Seaman from 30 yards?”
Here’s a master stroke from Shipperley against West Ham
