The 3.30pm Suffolk Gazette joke to keep your spirits up

I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?”

He said: “How flexible are you?”

I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

Get your next joke in 30 minutes! They may not be the best jokes, but we have to get through the lockdown somehow.

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