By Hugh Dunnett, Crime Correspondent
A nine-year-old girl has disappeared after trying a moisturising cream that makes you ten years younger.
Suffolk Police are now searching for Lilly Fisher, who was last seen in her bedroom on Friday.
Worried mum Lorraine Fisher, 34, was surprised the cream worked.
“You normally take these things with a pinch of salt, but for once the moisturising cream did what it said on the tin.”
Police said Lilly had been given the cream on her birthday and was keen to try it out.
She wiped the moisturiser on her face and lost ten years instantly.
A police spokesman said: “We are appealing for everyone to keep an eye out for Lilly. When the cream wears off, she’ll reappear again.”
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The beauty business is being urged to make it clear that people aged nine and under should not use a cream that makes you ten years younger.
Retail expert Steve Walshe said: “With Christmas approaching, we’d urge parents to study products closely before buying for their children.”
Ms Fisher believes Lilly is still around her home in Woodbridge, Suffolk somewhere. She just doesn’t know where.
“The cream makers, Wrinkle Wise, say the effects should wear off in a few more days.”
The news comes just months after it was revealed the World Hide and Seek Champion had been found dead in a cupboard.
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I know where she is she’s in her mums belly of course. She’ll be back in a years time. We had a similar issue like this with my cousin. No worries mum your baby is safe so watch what you eat your pregnant. Congratulations.
I AM SO FUCKING DEAD
The FDA should definitely require warnings on beauty products and comment sections!
Why do people waste posts on face book or what ever posts with crap that is not even possible. Seriously. Get A Life.
because its funny
Wow I bet your fun at parties.
Some of us use facebook premium, so we don’t have a cap on our daily posts. So we can waist them on nonsense
I would care about this little girl but it’s like Ricky Gervais said, “It’s just another white person. Not enough diversity. Not On My Watch!”
Also just to stay ahead of this story, Ricky Gervais Didn’t Kill Himself!
She is now a zygote named L’Oreal…
I don’t think I have ever seen such brilliant comebacks, apart from the morons who took it seriously, a total and absolute world class comedy these replies are!!!!!!!!!
they left out the part where the wife reported after a long search that her new pedophilic husband used the cream and disappeared around the same time. she couldn’t understand why since he’s older than 10.
was the girl less than 9 months away from becoming 10? if so the mother should have a ultrasound, the girl maybe back in the womb.
I enjoyed this article! There’s humor in everything! Like, when I heard that Margaret Thatcher died, I didn’t think much of it, But when I heard that she was also known as “The Iron Lady,” my first thought was, “Well, then, may she rust in peace.”
Even if the article was a complete joke it is not funny. There are too many missing children out there, that nobody should be joking about this. This is no joking matter or laughing issue.
Such a mike thing to say too
Mike – Levity, about any subjects, is necessary and good. It helps us get our heads around difficult concepts and ideas, and in many instances teaches us to not take ourselves too seriously. we ain’t gettin’ out alive anyhow!
In a world full of evil and awful things…..every one can use a laugh every once in a while…. it’s not like we are laughing at an actual missing person … That , would be Un-fathomable . Chill.
OMgosh. I enjoyed the story. But the comments are awesome. ❤️
The missing child investigating officer took a bath in the creame. His report is expected to appear in the 9-10 Year old newspaper achieves at the local library.
LOL calm down every one. They said she would reappear after th he cream wears off in a few days.
Also missing is her 35 year old step-dad. Last seen boarding a ferry at Dover in the company of a nine-year-old girl.
OMG!! Did you people check to see if this 9 yr. Old girl had just sat down to eat her peas and carrots before she disapeared!! It would make a perfect reason for her to be missing, and have nothing to do with the cream at all! (check her closet, or under her bed, or any other GOOD hiding spot!) You’ll find that missing girl, guranteed!!😂🤣😊😎
do you have autism?
I accidentally rubbed some on my wedding tackle and shockingly, it stood up straight all night. This cream is the tits.
They need to look for a baby’s head on a 9 year old girls body. Should be pretty easy.
I think President Trump is to blame for this tragedy! He didn’t send a task force to investigate this problem and to help find this poor child. Shame on him.
NEWS Fash…. The Trumpster just tweeted that this is all Omaba’s fault.
Love your comment!
She is still there you just cant see her…
Hey folks it’s only Saturday 5th January 2020.
This piece of news came at least 87 days early.
Time Travel
Dude, Saturday was the 4th, NOT the 5th. Yesterday was the SIXTH so SUNDAY was the Fifth. Check your Calendar next time, Please. Thank you. Today is Tuesday, the Seventh!
@Peter Chan…
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NovaHero January 7, 2020
Dude, Saturday was the 4th, NOT the 5th. Yesterday was the SIXTH so SUNDAY was the Fifth. Check your Calendar next time, Please. Thank you. Today is Tuesday, the Seventh!
This a joke people, fake news! Lol!
These comments are a million times more amusing then the story… didn’t know there was seriously that many gullible (/retarded) ppl in the world.
i NEED THAT CREAM….
I’ll bet you do.
I think anyone believing this stuff needs to find a job or get checked by a doctor!
If this girl is really missing they should be out there looking for her…and people that are comment on the cream bullshit …..Well you r just fools…there is no such cream and i see most people are taking about this cream than this missing girl…..WTF IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE…..A child is missing and all u care about is looking younger…what if it was your kid, sister, brother , coisin, neice , nephew or grandchild or just a friends kid or your kids friend…Would u still be saying this shit . People get your priorities straight this poor girl is Missing either try and help her share the post and if you have nothing nice to say just don’t say anything at all God please bring this girl home safe🙏
the girl is not missing so chill and your the fool for believing any part of this story
I dearly hope you are being facetious. It’s a humorous story, not a news item. There is no missing girl.
Apparently, you folks have no ear for sarcasm.
It’s a joke…HELLLOOOOOO! GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR.
It’s a joke…HELLLOOOOOO! GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Ur gotta be the dumbest person on the face of the earth! Smh!
Are u for real? LMAO IT’S A JOKE DUMBASS😂😅😁😉😯😬👍👌👏🐐💨 DO YOU ALSO BELIEVE THE ONE WHERE THE HOMELESS DUDE STEPPED INTO ODOR EATERS AND DISSIPEARED ?? YOU ARE SO SMART ”
“S-M-R-T”
this is why we have a president that looked directly at a solar eclipse.
I think her father spilled spot remover on their dog. Poor dog has been missing too. Perhaps they are together.
I simply do not believe that many will notice.
I think it is absolutely stupid to think the cream did it not t cool
Anyone check mom’s uterus?
Stupid is as stupid does… dumbass! Its a joke! Duhhhhhhh. Doesnt anyone have a sense of humor anymore…wow
Michigan Matt you’re a moron !!
I understand the mother became pregnant again on that day. All is not lost .
I’ve heard that adding a small amount of this to your wash can make your clothing fashionable again. Does anyone know if this is true?
It would need to remove a lot more than 10 years off my clothes to bring them back into fashion!
How misleading and disturbing. I can see where they think it’s humorous. But to use this as publicity for the cream is wrong.
OMG, that poor, poor child! When will the madness end! How many more Under-tens must simply vanish in Vanity’s Void before this Administration wakes up!
This is hilariously tragic.