Daily Mail confused after immigrant has baby at taxpayers’ expense

Daily Mail fury

By Jane Seymour, Royal Editor

The hate-filled Daily Mail, which has spread fear and loathing about migrants in the UK, has now become utterly confused after an immigrant had a baby at taxpayers’ expense.

Instead of producing yet another front page about how migration has drained the country’s resources, it decided to print 23 pages of celebration instead.

Media commentator Lorraine Fisher, 34, said it was a mystery why the Daily Mail had become so fawning about this particular case.

“A woman from abroad, who moved to Britain for a better life, had a baby a day or so ago in Windsor. The Mail has completely lost its shit about it but in a good way.

“It seems to think this is the best news ever, which is a little odd.”

Meanwhile, in other news, Prince Harry and his American wife Meghan today showed off their new-born son to the world. There is increasing speculation he will be called Donald.

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