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Easyjet offers new ‘airline lounge’ travel option in luggage compartment
Apple’s Asspod™ enhances earpods music from the bottom up
Suffolk’s stargazers struggle to stay awake for northern light show
Commons sniffer dog awarded Canine OBE
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Airline engineers repair damaged wing with gaffer tape
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Check yourself out in the ASDA ‘Roleplay’ Set
Traffic police offer free BJs to slow down speeding motorists
Sewage Water Research Centre scientist bangs the clean water drum
Lesbo-porn addict Jeremy Clarkson rejects ‘homophobe’ slur
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‘Cheeky’ sausage dog rips off midget friend’s face
Nike’s jersey design blunder blamed for England’s Football Flop
