Young farmers impressed by new electric ‘Mini Norfolk’
Locals up in arms at Co-op’s ‘porno’ breakfast cereals
ASDA, Leiston: Open and closed at the same time
The last taboo shattered – men’s lingerie is here
Why has Coke Zero gone up when there is no SUGAR?
Ed Sheeran’s music teacher misses out on new year’s honour
Suffolk newsagent offers inbred greeting cards
DHL introduces two-wheeled delivery service
Getting high on laughing gas isn’t “Funny”
Only morons shop at Morrisons
Peppa Pig, distraught after festive family reunion
Snow – God’s wondrous gift, Britain doesn’t deserve it
Wiltshire Council jumps on ‘bandwagon of filth’
Leiston ‘Wreath theft’ solved
Bungay savages celebrate boxing day hunt with animal mutilations
Salt Bae wins World Cup of plonkers
Thief robs St Mary’s Church on Christmas Eve
Donald Trump launches his own social media app
Matt Hancock to appear as McFly in West End Back to the Future
Royal Mail workers strike leaves sex-starved brits without sex toys
Suffolk man invents tooth jigsaw puzzle
