£2,500 NHS Nightingale beds going for a song
Astronomers shed light on ‘Alien Invasion’ of Suffolk
Reality strikes rebellious pigs of East Suffolk
Flying arse plane breaks wind speed record
Street litter ‘good for the environment’ says County Council
Doing anal up the Coventry canal is harder than you think
Locals didn’t dig Time Team reunion
Felixstowe Alligator Story is ‘Croc of Sh*t’
A134 near Nowton Park closed due to congestion
Battle for air supremacy as Seagull 2946 takes on Seagull 73
Wigleys Extra Pleasure Chewing Cum ‘hard to swallow’
Pizza Hut introduces new ‘BOGO’ deal
‘Dead leopard’ in road was mutton
‘Signs were there’ says wife of alcoholic twatt husband
Cat on a hot tin roof
Lambs wool Lamborghini looks lush
Brummie tourist receives lucky slap in the face
Seagull 73 saves best pal from certain Eagle claw death
70-year Flixton P.O.W. signpost row settled by ghost of Winston Churchill
Tossers warned: Keep Britain tidy
Voles join pigs & goats in Marxist uprising against humans
