Developers hit fork in road UP north
Car wife’s revenge served up on a reg plate
Sir Michael Gambon – Obituary Haiku
Location of missing RAF jet clouded in secrecy
Civil service cry babies asked queeny-weenie to ‘tell off’ Boris
Woke students hoist by own petard
Stashed £16,700 possibly ‘paper round profits’ say parents of local estate agent
Costs of fags ‘a drag’ says local magpie
More drunk erections pop up across the UK
Banksy uncovered in major boob
£2,500 NHS Nightingale beds going for a song
Astronomers shed light on ‘Alien Invasion’ of Suffolk
Reality strikes rebellious pigs of East Suffolk
Flying arse plane breaks wind speed record
Street litter ‘good for the environment’ says County Council
Doing anal up the Coventry canal is harder than you think
Locals didn’t dig Time Team reunion
Felixstowe Alligator Story is ‘Croc of Sh*t’
A134 near Nowton Park closed due to congestion
Battle for air supremacy as Seagull 2946 takes on Seagull 73
Wigleys Extra Pleasure Chewing Cum ‘hard to swallow’
