Tuesday, April 2, 2024

ASDA ‘Tingle All The Way’ lube gel tops Xmas stockings list

ASDA ‘Tingle All The Way’ lube gel tops Xmas stockings list
ASDA ‘Tingle All The Way’ lube gel

ASDA’s new lube gel is rocking the shelves for Xmas 2023. The tingle lube will jingle all the bells this xmas. Our festival correspondent Lorraine Fisher – 34 has personally gathered some of below reviews:


Slid right in


Amazing product helped me slide right up her chimney.


The Best, Better than all the Rest


Can’t rate this lube highly enough, like my tree lights, it changes colour if you’re going into the backdoor.

Now I know how the tree fairy feels


There’s no tingle…we both lay burning all night after using it. Felt like I’d had a Xmas tree up my arse.


Blood, sweat & tears


I took this with me on a date, just in case I got lucky. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner, but like a shit Christmas gift, all I got was a sweater.

You could even say it glows


Crap. My bell end came out looking like Rudolph’s nose.


Jingle balls


Better not add a photo…

However, if you want proof. Graham@incendiaryahole.co.uk


Joyeux Noël!


Lubrifiant anal de bonne qualité

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