ASDA’s new lube gel is rocking the shelves for Xmas 2023. The tingle lube will jingle all the bells this xmas. Our festival correspondent Lorraine Fisher – 34 has personally gathered some of below reviews:
★★★★★
Slid right in
21/11/2022
Amazing product helped me slide right up her chimney.
★★★★★
The Best, Better than all the Rest
18/11/2022
Can’t rate this lube highly enough, like my tree lights, it changes colour if you’re going into the backdoor.
★
Now I know how the tree fairy feels
13/11/2022
There’s no tingle…we both lay burning all night after using it. Felt like I’d had a Xmas tree up my arse.
★★
Blood, sweat & tears
09/11/2022
I took this with me on a date, just in case I got lucky. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner, but like a shit Christmas gift, all I got was a sweater.
★
You could even say it glows
21/10/2022
Crap. My bell end came out looking like Rudolph’s nose.
★★★★
Jingle balls
19/10/2022
Better not add a photo…
However, if you want proof. Graham@incendiaryahole.co.uk
★★★★★
Joyeux Noël!
14/10/2022
Lubrifiant anal de bonne qualité
