ASDA’s new lube gel is rocking the shelves for Xmas 2023. The tingle lube will jingle all the bells this xmas. Our festival correspondent Lorraine Fisher – 34 has personally gathered some of below reviews:
Slid right in
Amazing product helped me slide right up her chimney.
The Best, Better than all the Rest
Can’t rate this lube highly enough, like my tree lights, it changes colour if you’re going into the backdoor.
Now I know how the tree fairy feels
There’s no tingle…we both lay burning all night after using it. Felt like I’d had a Xmas tree up my arse.
Blood, sweat & tears
I took this with me on a date, just in case I got lucky. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner, but like a shit Christmas gift, all I got was a sweater.
You could even say it glows
Crap. My bell end came out looking like Rudolph’s nose.
Better not add a photo…
However, if you want proof. Graham@incendiaryahole.co.uk
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